Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
What's a vampire's least favorite food?
Steak.
What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling.
How did the ghost say good-bye to the vampire?
So long, sucker!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?
Because they don't have any body to go out with.
Why does a mummy make a bad birthday gift?
Because he's too hard to unwrap!
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
They suck!
